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Anon learns a new spell (sh.itjust.works)

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[-] Object@sh.itjust.works 138 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

"The more sophisticated a magic system is, the funnier it is to pull out a gun"

Snape, probably

[-] Siethron@lemmy.world 44 points 5 days ago

Sounds like something Pratchett would say

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

Broke: Guy with a wand

Woke: Guy with a gun

Bespoke: Guy with an ACME industrial magnet to reflect all the bullets back at the people firing them

[-] deathmetal27@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

Meanwhile in Warhammer

http://blackmarketminiatures.net/catalog/conversionideas/limited-edition/wizard-with-machine-gun

this post was submitted on 04 Aug 2025

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