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Anon learns a new spell (sh.itjust.works)

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[-] Pringles@sopuli.xyz 31 points 5 days ago

God made wizards and God made muggles, but Samuel Colt made them equal.

This had me in stitches

[-] VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

It's my favorite copypasta. I can't believe I was the first in this thread to post it.

Better hope you have some Essence of Dittany for that sucking chest wound.

this post was submitted on 04 Aug 2025

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