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[-] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

TBH I think the dark wizards are better with covert ops so letting them learn about explosive devices might be a bad move.

[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

First they have to figure out what the fuck is killing them, depending on how it's used an explosive doesn't really explain what it was beyond being an explosive. A short fuse grenade duck taped to the inside a door doesn't leave a lot after it's gone off, sure you know Frank the evil wizard is at best screaming in agony and missing a limb after an explosion but beyond that? Also it's kinda a trope that evil wizards are technophobic and only want to rely on their magic, the ones who don't are often the dangerous ones though in a lot of media they are also hermits who want to commit crimes against nature in peace.

[-] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I remind you that Voldemort would have to die from it like 7 or 8 times.

[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

He is cheating.

this post was submitted on 04 Aug 2025
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