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^This^ ^is^ ^a^ ^joke,^ ^I^ ^didn't^ ^really^ ^lock^ ^myself^ ^out^

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[-] observantTrapezium@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 days ago

Does it actually happen to people? All servers I worked with both had a back door (or two), and someone at the data centre (during work hours at least) you could contact in an emergency.

[-] PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 2 days ago

I guess some smaller companies might have simpler setups they self-host

[-] tvbusy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 days ago

Most data centers have some kind of service where you can request a KVM to be connected to the server. It's not instant as an actual human has to do so but a lot sooner than another human driving long distance. I guess in this case, it's a mid size company that is big enough to have multiple locations yet small enough to still manage to use on-premise infra instead of data centers.

[-] onlinepersona@programming.dev 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

iptables default DENY and flush the rules. Done by at least two people I know (then me) at the same company. Led to them moving the servers in-house and virtualizing some services to connect to the hypervisor. It does happen though.

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