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Peak security (lemmy.world)

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^This^ ^is^ ^a^ ^joke,^ ^I^ ^didn't^ ^really^ ^lock^ ^myself^ ^out^

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[-] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

They don't build them like they used to anymore.

Well if we did, the way it works would be by telling a chatbot to enable ssh on port 22 at the end.

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