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Anon gets a new jacket. (discuss.online)

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[-] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 11 points 6 months ago

And fitness. Nowadays the man's torso doesn't even look like it belongs to a human

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago

i wonder if he had some kind of ribcage opening surgery we didn't hear about and it just didn't heal right

[-] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 months ago

I wouldn't be surprised. Apparently he had a dick lengthening surgery done, and because it was botched he doesn't feel anything from it anymore

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