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submitted 1 month ago by Gsus4@mander.xyz to c/science@lemmy.world

cross-posted from: https://piefed.social/post/1116242

Woke ticks are out to turn the US South into soyboys > > (did I do that right?)

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[-] Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social 0 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Vegans really should consider weaponising these ticks, like breed billions and fly around cities carpet bombing everything.

No more beef industry overnight

[-] bilb@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago

I feel like there would just be another set of injectable autoimmune drugs they love to sell to everyone these days.

[-] Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social 0 points 1 month ago

I see I got a good amount of down-votes, I wondered if people would get that I'm just joking or not. I geuss not lol

[-] JamesTBagg@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

Or cheese and other dairy.

[-] ReluctantMuskrat@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

That's a hilarious idea but courts would probably just legalize people owing anti-aircraft weapons.

[-] AlecSadler@lemmy.blahaj.zone -1 points 1 month ago

I love beef and steaks and beef tacos and beef all the things.

But I would support vegans weaponizing this.

[-] Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social 0 points 1 month ago

Same, I wonder how quickly the beef industry will come up with a vaccine.

It would be hilarious to see the mental gymnastics of anti-vaxxers being okay with ONLY this vaccine

[-] psoul@lemmy.world -1 points 1 month ago

They’d be like “I’d rather be autistic than vegan, worth it”

[-] Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social -1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Audibly laughed at this, thank you. That's 100% what they'll do. They'll fly flags outside their house with that slogan.

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