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I feel wrong.

I have an iPhone, and a laptop and 2 screens.

[-] dfyx@lemmy.helios42.de 110 points 2 days ago

That's four screens total. You're first on the chopping block.

Fact is, in my company, higher ups have more screens than me. Like phone, desktop, couple monitors and huge wall monitor.

[-] sukhmel@programming.dev 11 points 2 days ago

Maybe your company is a statistical outlier

[-] balsoft@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 days ago

Nah, actually, in a typical company the lower down the ranks you are the less likely you are to be fired, statistically speaking (to a point, of course you're more likely to be fired while on probation or something).

[-] tormeh@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 days ago

This is true. CEOs generally last very short before they're fired. Any normal person would be set for life by their compensation package, though.

[-] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 2 points 2 days ago

Hello my brother/sister/velociraptor/etc in screens. We're worthless together ๐Ÿ’–

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