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arcane terminals (file.garden)
submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by dosuser123456@lemmy.sdf.org to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

"oh, you know so much! howd you do that?"

"grandma, i literally only typed dir."

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[-] justOnePersistentKbinPlease@fedia.io 29 points 4 months ago

Jokes on you, my Oma worked in Dos until her retirement.

She was an absolute master at it.

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 20 points 4 months ago

Jokes on you, my Oma worked in Dos until her retirement.

I bet one of her previous titles was literally "computer"

[-] dosuser123456@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 4 months ago

thats one of the nicknames the school jocks came up with about me

and i just accepted it bc i actually found it fitting so they had to think of another one lol

[-] dosuser123456@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 4 months ago

mine doesnt even know how to add a custom ringtone to her phone

[-] Tanoh@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Mine was convinced that cell phones and landlines were two different networks. Like you couldn't call a landline from a cell and vice versa. This went on for decades, even after we infront of her proved it worked.

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 months ago
[-] Ziglin@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Do be fair that took me longer than installing the operating system too.

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