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arcane terminals (file.garden)
submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by dosuser123456@lemmy.sdf.org to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

"oh, you know so much! howd you do that?"

"grandma, i literally only typed dir."

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[-] AmazingAwesomator@lemmy.world 37 points 4 months ago

y'all motherfuckers need Bash

[-] bombadil@feddit.org 16 points 4 months ago

Give someone bash, and they'll shell for a day. Teach them fish and they'll shell for the rest of their lives.

[-] dosuser123456@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 4 months ago

teach them batch, theyll ask for an ibm pc and a floppy

teach them basic, theyll ask for a c64 instead. and a cassette, apart from the floppy

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