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Anon tries to meet girls at college (sh.itjust.works)

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[-] Alteon@lemmy.world 39 points 20 hours ago

Helps if you don't start the conversation with " Hello m'lady."

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 6 points 16 hours ago

what is THY interest m'lady.

[-] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 16 points 20 hours ago

jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair Ahem, you look very lovely.

https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/hb4nmh/jaw_drops_to_floor_eyes_pop_out_of_sockets/

this post was submitted on 20 Aug 2025

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