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xkcd #3131: Cesium
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Someday I hope to find a way to mess up a recipe so badly that it draws the attention of the International Air Transport Association, the International Mathematical Olympiad, or the NSA.
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Source: https://xkcd.com/3131/
Ok, wow. This is real. I'll just steer clear of shrimp in general for a while.