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Anon discovers hygiene
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this post was submitted on 25 Aug 2025
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Some staph strains produce a protein that makes you itch. They are non-motile so you move them around when you scratch.
So what you're saying is I can get some antibiotics and go back to never showering again?
They'd have to be narrow-band and topical, but technically yes. You'd still smell though... afaik lol