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[-] 58008@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

It's so strange that he clearly has body image issues, what with the orange make-up, extreme comb-over, and lies about his weight and height, yet he seems to have no issues with 20-foot photos of himself up on buildings looking like someone toilet papered an alcoholic's 4-day-old paper bag.

Or he has no body image issues at all, and genuinely believes he's attractive, looking like a sickly prehistoric mosquito peering out from the inside of a lump of amber. Maybe he really believes he's that tall, that thin, and that intelligent. Which just raises further questions about his psychology. Is that just typical narcissistic sociopathic shit?

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 3 months ago

I have a sneaky suspicion that the bronzer is all that holds him together and if he stopped applying it he would crumble to dust.

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