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The awkwardly adorable way seals move on land is called "galumphing"
(thumbs.gfycat.com)
This is for strictly mildly interesting material. If it's too interesting, it doesn't belong. If it's not interesting, it doesn't belong.
This is obviously an objective criteria, so the mods are always right. Or maybe mildly right? Ahh.. what do we know?
Just post some stuff and don't spam.
The second coming of u/poem_for_your_sprog?
Alas, not original like Sprog, just an individual with quite refined tastes quoting from the excellent classic poem by Lewis Carroll https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/42916/jabberwocky
Lol, "One, two! One, two!" at the beginning had me thinking it's Danny Brown or Quasimoto or something.