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Anon doesn't enjoy anything (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[-] Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml 53 points 3 months ago

I can enjoy hiking and jacking off, sounds like a skill issue

[-] maxwells_daemon@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

Simultaneously

[-] Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 months ago

I mean yeah I guess you could

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Just don't do it while near steep cliffs, it can make them very slippery

[-] Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 months ago

Idk what sort of volume you're pushing out to coat a whole cliffside in cum but you could absolutely be getting paid for that

this post was submitted on 11 Sep 2025

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