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[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 50 points 4 days ago

Ok, now ... where does TempleOS and HolyC belong on this chart?

[-] julien@programming.dev 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It needs a Z axis for hobby vs enterprise.

[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

There we go, there, that actually makes sense to me, thank you!

I want to know what a corpo hobbyist traditionalist language is though, lol.

Like uh... I make vba / excel macros in my spare time for fun, lol?

[-] julien@programming.dev 2 points 16 hours ago

That's where retrocomputing comes into play I guess, Haha!

Those people running Windows 2000 or XP on old computers or VMs and making old-school dotnet web forms apps for it.

I can imagine myself doing this one day, just for nostalgia. ๐Ÿ˜„

[-] jwt@programming.dev 62 points 4 days ago

*Sigh*. Fine, let's introduce a z-axis specifically for Terry A. Davis.

[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 4 days ago

So what you're saying is that... he is either from, belongs to, or should be placed on...

... another plane of existence?

lololololollool

[-] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago
[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 4 points 4 days ago

Why would god be a middledev?

[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 days ago

Ah, so your idea is that they exist at a location with an imaginary component, they exist in an unvisualized, complex plane?

teeheehee

[-] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

Maximum freedom, and somehow joining the maximum points on the tradition and disruption axes, forcefully bending the chart into some sort of cylinder

[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 days ago

Hrm ok so your model is less of a defined space a point can exist in, and is instead a topology that a point must exist on.

[-] drath@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Eh, I wouldn't say TempleOS is disruptive. It was literally started off as a modern-day C64 successor. So, tradition all the way.

[-] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Pasting objects into text files is pretty disruptive. The only other coding editor I know that can do that is DrRacket with images

[-] drath@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Pasting objects into text files is pretty disruptive

It's still text with some formatting underneath, though, just like HTML. Actually, in HTML we already have it in form of contenteditable attribute. You can straight up paste images and move other html elements into elements with it. I just checked, you can even do this with full on canvas elements and animated webgl views if you wanted to for some reason, though the code must be adjusted to account for it. I have yet to see it being useful and not a liability, though.

[-] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

True, I guess it's just a type of hypertext. Still, hypertext in a code editor is underexplored.

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