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How to kill a child
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this post was submitted on 30 Sep 2025
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If you fork, you're gonna have children. Those children will slowly eat up your memory. It's time to hang them up. Shut their pipes. Sometimes they refuse to die, like cats. Control Cat won't work. That's where you want to kill them 9 times.