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Worthless social constructs
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this post was submitted on 30 Sep 2025
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Growing a moustache is pure genetic luck, and you can learn how to swing a hammer in about thirty seconds.
Swinging your hammer is easy.
Avoiding your fingers is the tricky bit.
The trick is to look at the nail and not your fingers. If you look at your fingers so you don't hit them, you'll hit them.
Damn, that’s why I keep hitting my toes. Gotta look up!