The dude should order a calzone. But I can only imagine the then conversation with Pizza Hut...
π: .. it's just all crust idk...
π: You do know that the pizza is inside?
π: My bad, fam. I found it when my roomie bit into it.
10 years is a blink of an eye. I once drew fanart comics for a 2005 tv show fan forum. I posted my last ones in Twitter with little to no fanfare. When Twitter recently turned into X, I logged back in out of curiosity to find one reply... "do these have a homepage?". 19-ish years later I replied "yes", and in kind got back a "thanks".
I couldn't find a "you're here because of coffee". So this was the next best.
Dr: You can get your iron supplement in pill form at the local Walmart.
Guy: Oh? That's nice. Does it have any artificial sweeteners?
Dr: It's plain.
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This came back from "cow of judgement -"crow" " on DDG.
Look out! I just saw a giant Alaskan Bull Worm heading straight to Bikini Bottom!
Here's one more Tarzan fact...
https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/23955491-8ef2-4dc9-a4ab-c4e702a851d2.jpeg
Better Me will never know the joy of having the Cheetos bag all to myself, and a quiet night's rest with nobody there, and having the world's brightest high quality flashlight in my pocket. Worser Me never has to suffer and endure all that jetlag of constant travelling with supermodel girlfriend, and keeping track of all those pocketfuls of passports, and venereal prescriptions, and custody support hearings. Yeah, I know exactly what Better Me paid to time travel with a ghost. He can go suck a 100 year old egg.
In the beginning, God said, "Let there be light reps". And there were light reps. And the gains were good. So he increased the stack.
Source... youtube channel There I Ruined it
That was my favorite part of Twitter - following updates from non-human accounts.... A lost teddy bear recovered by airport staff making its way back to the kid across Canada. An escaped frog from a county fair. The Toronto raccoon. A bear that didn't want to come down from a city tree for a long-ass time. Good times.
Now entering demilitarized friend zone.
I found some. You really gotta zoom in. Anyone know why Alaska bananas have eyes?
