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[-] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 5 points 4 days ago

It's like the real life kraken, I've never seen it but the name causes dread.

[-] kubica@fedia.io 21 points 4 days ago

This is what peak performance looks like:

console.log("before dothething");
let r = dothething();
console.log("after dothething");
console.log(r);
[-] darvit@lemmy.darvit.nl 2 points 2 days ago

Be careful, the actual logging can happen at a later time, and because the log function may take a reference to the value, if you modify r it may show the modified version of r in the logging instead of the original r.

[-] hotdogcharmer@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 days ago

Hey how'd you get your hands on my code

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