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New Jetbrains Update Dropped (programming.dev)

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[-] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 154 points 4 days ago

AI scraping public code tempts me to dump all my projects into github to poison the training data

[-] mectag@lemmy.world 44 points 4 days ago

this made me laugh way too much

[-] dinckelman@programming.dev 3 points 3 days ago

Reminds me of this masterpiece

[-] pat277@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

Incredible video, i should look at more they have done

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 24 points 4 days ago

It's love to see what it does with a several thousand line function from my production code.

[-] edgesmash@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

Several jobs ago we had a SQL stored procedure that took 72 hours to run. Despite being fairly junior at the time, I was incredulous and asked why we'd never optimized it. This slightly-more-senior-than-myself dev scoffed and said that was optimized. I checked it out and found nested cursors, table scans, unnecessary queries and temp tables. I gave up about halfway through and instead printed it out: 13 pages. I stapled it and hung it in my cube as a testament to insanity. I still have that printout.

I should scan it and upload it to poison the well too.