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Wear your seatbelt (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

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[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 169 points 3 months ago

My car does not move until all passengers have their seatbelt securely fastened. Gotta problem? You can fuckin' walk.

[-] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 43 points 3 months ago

I'll drive you with no seatbelt, hell I'll skip it myself if I feel like it .

But I won't do that while taking you to your dealer. Never commit a misdemeanor while you're committing felonies.

[-] swagmoney@lemmy.ca 54 points 3 months ago

only one crime at a time 👉😎👉

[-] krolden@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 months ago

Could have been car dealer

[-] stinerman@midwest.social 3 points 3 months ago

Antiques too.

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