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Wear your seatbelt
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this post was submitted on 08 Oct 2025
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"don't commit two crimes at once". I heard stories about a criminal gang getting caught red handed because they parked illegally. Imagine getting pulled over for not wearing a seatbelt just for them to find drugs
The greatest example is al Capone. Tax evasion is what got him for everything else.
If he had just paid his dues!
Son of Sam got caught because of a parking ticket