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[-] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 92 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

"don't commit two crimes at once". I heard stories about a criminal gang getting caught red handed because they parked illegally. Imagine getting pulled over for not wearing a seatbelt just for them to find drugs

[-] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 months ago

Son of Sam got caught because of a parking ticket

[-] Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

The greatest example is al Capone. Tax evasion is what got him for everything else.

If he had just paid his dues!

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