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Wear your seatbelt
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this post was submitted on 08 Oct 2025
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The same people buy fake seatbelt clips to stop the warnings.
At least they are mostly just endangering themselves, as long as they don't turn into a projectile during a crash
Also doubles as a bottle opener for all your alcohol consumption needs
Driving alcohol consumption needs
Until they have a passenger. Then they become flying projectiles.
... Which I state in literally the other half of the sentence?
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Apparently my reading comprehension is hard ๐