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[-] leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 73 points 2 days ago

Depression.

The end result of a programmer's work is depression.

[-] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 days ago

As a system admin.... Same.

[-] Bluewing@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

No, a programmer's reason for existence is to bring me the butter......

[-] The_v@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Which of course I haven't received yet.

They keep promising it will be delivered next week or so for the past 5 years.

[-] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

You got your butter. But first it wasn’t “green enough,” then you yelled at us when you found out it was made from cow milk because we should have known you wanted butter from bat milk, and after that it was inedible because it was wrapped in wax paper and you insisted on aluminium, and when we went into production you had us destroy an entire production run so you could print randomized Bible verses directly on every stick of butter, but then the text was the same shade as green butter so you had everyone start over again, and you haven’t paid anyone in weeks.

Tap for spoilerThis is all hyperbole, in the event that wasn’t obvious.

this post was submitted on 10 Oct 2025
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