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What is the result of a programmer's work?
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this post was submitted on 10 Oct 2025
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I feel like this needs to be one of those tshirts from old facebook ads that is like a skeleton riding a motorcycle. "I'm a programmer, that means I'm a machine that turns tea into nothing."
I always liked "my body is a machine that turns childhood trauma into profits for the pharmaceutical industry."
Who,.that's the next mother's day gift sorted then.
Don't know about you guys but I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom and it ain't for nothing.
im a machine that turns cold beer into warm piss