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[-] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 days ago

Why not 1800-SUICIDE?

[-] j4k3@piefed.world 14 points 5 days ago

intentions unclear. Am I calling For or Against

[-] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 11 points 5 days ago

Your call.

Buh dun tissss

[-] locuester@lemmy.zip 6 points 5 days ago

It’s 1-800-APE-TALK

[-] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 days ago

Lmao not willing to do the phone math rn, does that actually fit the numbers?

[-] locuester@lemmy.zip 3 points 5 days ago

Yes.

[-] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 days ago

That could be platformed.

WAIT YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR, have you tried ape talk?

Well, I can't say that I have.

[-] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

It exists too, it seems to be a support line from British Columbia, CA

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