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[-] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 2 months ago

So...you go to bed with them if they roll a 20? Irl?

[-] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago

Do you not?

[-] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 points 2 months ago

Well, it was a joke...imagine ducking someone who said something cringe, just because they rolled a 20.

I guess who am I to say no?

[-] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 8 points 2 months ago

I mean, my partner of 15 years started as a fling who accidentally lit himself on fire trying to do a party trick before I decided to sleep with him.

[-] hayvan@feddit.nl 2 points 2 months ago

Nice

[-] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 months ago

I'll be saying that when we hit 69 years together

[-] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 2 months ago

So, did you fix him?

[-] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 4 points 2 months ago

Fix what? He's always been great, haha.

[-] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago

The burns, did you fix the burns?

[-] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 months ago

They weren't too bad, and they were on his other hand, so they didn't even get in the way later that night

this post was submitted on 14 Oct 2025

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