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submitted 2 months ago by juniper@hexbear.net to c/movies@hexbear.net

I rewatched The Martian and totally forgot how optimistic this movie is about technology, America, and international relations sadness-abysmal

when this movie came out in 2015 my little liberal ass loved it. i still believed in a future.

we dont even have bazinga mars nerds anymore just different flavors of "i wont eat the bugs" all clawing at each other to climb out of a pit rapidly filling with water

xi i will scrub toilets please give me a K visa agony-soviet

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[-] Biggay@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

all of Florida gets lasered during space 9/11

I'm gonna cum trump-anguish

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

https://youtu.be/V92Ypi5_ixE heres the clip so you can cum more, unfortunately it also cuts cuba in half

[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

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[-] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

Honestly really underwhelming like it kinda just lazily fired for a bit and then fucked off? what even was the point of that

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Blowback, this one is for the brave mujahideen of the Xindi

[-] Biggay@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago
[-] blunder@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago
[-] VOLCEL_POLICE@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

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