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Anon finds a plot hole (sh.itjust.works)

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[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Step one: leave the family (especially toddlers and infants) at home with a trusted caretaker or dog. Step two, ride about 15mph so you don't drain the battery too fast. Step three, wake up

[-] CancerMancer@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

I'll be sure to tell my brother (single parent) he can just leave his kid at home with the caretaker he can't afford

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

i think you missed step 3

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