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[-] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 25 points 2 months ago

Can programmers only be with other programmers or am I missing something?

[-] davidagain@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago

"JSON parser 100% from scratch in Haskell in 110 lines" doesn't get you horny? I guess some people are just wired differently.

[-] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 4 points 2 months ago

I’m a programmer myself but my wife isn’t a programmer, that was my motivation for questioning.

[-] davidagain@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Don't worry. I mean nothing but humour by it. I myself am married to a physicist who takes absolutely no interest whatsoever in programming, but can talk happily for ages about something weird they found.

[-] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 months ago

Oh, is she, like, an EE or something? Maybe a web designer?

[-] lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com 11 points 2 months ago

But you kind of have to leave the house for that... I mean... We talk about programmers....

/s

[-] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

Well yeah, obv. But not enough girls in computer science, so like the fishes, some of them magically turn into girls after a while.

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