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Anon uses the internet like a normie (sh.itjust.works)

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[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Ex-wife: "Why can't I get to these FaceBook links?"

"Show me and I'll add them to the whitelist."

"Would you just turn the blueberry pie or whatever off."

"OK. Done."

<15 minutes later>

"Why is the internet so slow."

Looked over her shoulder, pointed at the loading bits, "Ad, ad, ad, ad, ad, ad..."

"FINE! Turn it back on!"

[-] AtariDump@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Is that why she’s the ex wife? /s

this post was submitted on 22 Oct 2025

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