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The Bible but TTRPG (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Jesus:i cast curse

DM: roll to hit

Jesus: nevermind i cast true polymorph

DM: at?

Jesus: that pesky SOB over there

DM: the eight year old?

Jesus: well now he's a fig tree.

DM: Jesus, dude...

Jesus: I cast curse on the tree

this post was submitted on 02 Nov 2025
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