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Amazon CEO Andy Jassy warns remote workers: 'It's probably not going to work out for you'::Amazon CEO Andy Jassy told employees who defy his edict to return to the office three days a week that "it's probably not going to work out for you."

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[-] SuddenDownpour@sh.itjust.works 307 points 1 year ago

Jassy told his employees that he spoke to scores of other CEOs and that “virtually all of them” preferred having their employees back in the office.

CEOs try not to think they're the center of the world, the challenge.

[-] Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works 203 points 1 year ago

"Should workers be subjected to pointless and dehumanizing drudgery that serves no practical purpose? Find out what this panel of five overpaid CEOs think, after the break."

[-] LetMeEatCake@lemm.ee 150 points 1 year ago

In other unbiased polling, the wolf spoke to all the other wolves in the pack and they all prefer that the sheep be eaten.

[-] 3laws@lemmy.world 59 points 1 year ago

In similar fashion, an unprecedented unanimous vote was casted by all the worm hunting birds: worms should not live underground.

[-] Touching_Grass@lemmy.world 74 points 1 year ago

Workers should unionize. I don't know if its better but I know it's something they hate

[-] the_post_of_tom_joad@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Don't want to seem like I'm shitting on unions, but in many cases the established unions themselves are a barrier to real change, as they themselves have been corrupted and/or hamstrung by anti union laws rendering them extremely weak. Ive been in 2 now and was completely surprised by how they actually work these days.

It's sad

[-] Croquette@sh.itjust.works 39 points 1 year ago

I spoke with virtually all of the workers, and none of them want to pay rent. Yet here we are.

CEOs can get bent through a videocall

[-] LetKCater2U@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

CEOs can get bent through a videocall

Found my new email signature ✨

[-] pinkdrunkenelephants@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

To be fair, they largely are the center of our world, and that's the problem.

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