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[-] tux0r@feddit.org 11 points 2 months ago

Meanwhile, we PostgreSQL folks…

[-] colournoun@beehaw.org 8 points 2 months ago

VACUUM FULL ANALYZE

[-] jerkface@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Awww, leave little SQLite alone, stick to picking on MySQL

[-] tux0r@feddit.org 3 points 2 months ago

Picking on MySQL is like pushing someone in a wheelchair, honestly.

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