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[-] merc@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

Are people also using eggplants improperly? And, you're proud to never have said thank you?

[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

I don't use eggplant as a euphemism for penis. I just say penis.

I don't grovel like a simp. I say thank you and please like an adult, because I am an adult.

[-] merc@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

You sound like a child who is so desperate to sound like an adult that they obsess over meaningless things like using the correct emojis.

[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

🤡 🖕

this means I'm sorry if it is clear enough.

[-] merc@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

Hmm, very childish.

[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

well if you're going to accuse me of being childish I would hate to pass the opportunity up.

seriously, just do it

[-] merc@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

And you insist you're an adult.

[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

you realize I've known you're trolling me, but is it a troll if I'm trolling you to troll me?

either way I can waste your time all day.

this post was submitted on 07 Nov 2025

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