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[-] magic_lobster_party@fedia.io 89 points 1 month ago

The chip implanted in your brain is no longer supported and won’t get any new security updates. Please purchase a new one.

[-] Kwdg@discuss.tchncs.de 39 points 1 month ago

Upgrade now to our pro plan or usage of essential body functions* will require watching a short (5min) ad pause.

*Essential body function include, but are not limited to: Sleeping, eating, drinking, using the toilet, holding a thought for longer than 5 seconds

[-] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 22 points 1 month ago

Breathing regularly too (They will make you breath every 8 seconds to save oxigen since rich people need it more)

[-] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

wait people breathe more than once every 8 seconds?

i measured my breathing speed and it's about 8 seconds each.

* except when doing physical fitness

[-] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 4 points 1 month ago

Well it was more of a joke with a random number, didn't tested

[-] PartyAt15thAndSummit@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

⚪ Yes, I want to upgrade now.
⚪ Ask me again later.

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