Wizard: “I cast detect on the bowl.”
DM: “it’s a bowl.”
Wizard: “I cast detect on the chair.”
DM: “It’s a chair.”
Wizard: “Fine, I eat the chowder.”
DM: “The spoon is a mimic. It latches onto your face and causes 35 points of damage.”
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Wizard: “I cast detect on the bowl.”
DM: “it’s a bowl.”
Wizard: “I cast detect on the chair.”
DM: “It’s a chair.”
Wizard: “Fine, I eat the chowder.”
DM: “The spoon is a mimic. It latches onto your face and causes 35 points of damage.”