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I can undress, shower, dry and dress in less than 10. WHAT ARE YOU DOING (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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[-] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 14 points 3 weeks ago

The 3 S

Shit

Shower

Shave

[-] UnrefinedChihuahua@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 3 weeks ago

You're shitting in the shower?

[-] lIlIlIlIlIlIl@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago

I’m so sorry to do this to you internet, but if I have to know this exists, then so must you too

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wafflestomping

[-] JetpackJackson@feddit.org 12 points 3 weeks ago

I will be strong and not click the link

[-] aBundleOfFerrets@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 weeks ago

It is when you push feces down the shower drain with your foot. Called a wafflestomp.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

So named because the poo poo, being extruded through the drain, should resemble something like a waffle, if you do it correctly.

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 3 weeks ago

more like the meat grinder strainer.

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 3 weeks ago

or if its removable drain cover, its basically a toilet.

[-] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

That's barbaric.

Sophisticated people shit in their hand and toss the turd into the toilet.

[-] UnrefinedChihuahua@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 weeks ago

I guess I aware that it was possible, I just didn't think people actually did it, unless they had an in-shower accident or something.

[-] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 weeks ago

Efficiency

[-] Twongo@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 weeks ago

saves water

[-] _AutumnMoon_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 weeks ago

better to shit in the shower than to shower in the shit

[-] unfnknblvbl@kbin.earth 4 points 3 weeks ago

you shit in the shower?

[-] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 weeks ago

Drink a beer in the shower and you are heralded as an innovator.

Take a shit in the shower and you are lambasted as a monster.

[-] slothrop@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 weeks ago

Neutralize by doing both.

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