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The Six Stages of Code Grief
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Git commits with message saying “pushing changes” and there are over 50 files with unrelated code in it.
"fixed issue"
"Fix for critical issue."
Followed by an equally large set of files in a commit with just the message:
"Fixup"
And then the actual fix turns out to be mixed in with "Start sprint 57 - AutoConfiguration Refactor" which follows "Fixup"
"stuff, lol"
Stuff1, stuff2 ...
In the past I had commit messages with change numbers from a system, that was no longer in use.
So the commit just said “CH-12345“. It is the kind of annoying, where you can't even really be mad at someone.
I put my ticket numbers in my tickets, but i also try to describe the change too (e.g. “Fix bug where xyz happens due to zyx action”). Also, atomic commits: commit only related changes.
Yes, it takes longer to commit large changes, BUT you can easily merge the commits, and rollback only what needs to be rolled back.