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[-] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Its good to make sitting the default, especially in a hurry, but another option available to non-catholics is to gently flex and stretch the hose to prevent sides of the urethra from being stuck together.

Just a quick rotational movement.

[-] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 months ago

Do Catholics pee differently than everyone else?

[-] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

That was a joke about how they're not allowed to touch themselves.

[-] ViaGetty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 6 months ago

No, but their palms are conspicuously hairy

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