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[-] Chozo@fedia.io 80 points 5 months ago

I had a teacher in 6th grade who told us that God placed the earth the perfect distance from the Sun; a few inches closer and we'd all burn, and a few inches further and we'd all freeze. I got detention for standing on top of my desk and asking why I wasn't on fire yet.

That kinda shattered my view of teachers being arbiters of knowledge.

[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 55 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Imagine a puddle waking up one morning and thinking, “This is an interesting world I find myself in, an interesting hole I find myself in, fits me rather neatly, doesn’t it? In fact it fits me staggeringly well, must have been made to have me in it!”

- Douglas Adams

[-] stringere@sh.itjust.works 15 points 5 months ago

"Oh no, not again"
- bowl of petunias

[-] Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml 3 points 5 months ago

Was that Douglas Adams? I remember Richard Dawkins using that as an example. I always thought it was a really good analogy.

[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 months ago

Yes, it was Douglas Adams, first published in The Salmon of Doubt.

[-] bamboo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 5 months ago

he's out of line but he's right

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

I wish teachers like that actually learned from these experiences

[-] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 9 points 5 months ago

The problem isn't teachers, it's that religion is a severe mental illness.

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 6 points 5 months ago

Also, that’s a specious argument because if the Earth wasn’t in the Goldilocks zone it would be a dead planet and we wouldn’t have evolved on it over billions of years to make the observation that it is the right distance from the Sun to harbour life.

[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 months ago

The Earth's distance from the sun varies by as much as 3 million miles throughout our orbit, so they weren't just wrong, they were extremely wrong. It would take being around 10 million miles closer than our current closest distance before we'd notice a significant temperature change.

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