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In the arms of an angel
(lemy.lol)
Why troubleshoot Terraform when you can procrastinate by updating your onboarding slide deck instead?
I was the sysadmin at a software dev, also responsible for purchasing and redistributing laptops. Fuck all your stickers! I expensed $3,213 worth of Goo Gone and paper towels!
"New hire coming, get them a laptop."
<looking at my pile of perfectly good, sticker covered laptops>
"I'll order a new one."