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[-] 9point6@lemmy.world 134 points 2 months ago

#include <delusion>

[-] navi@lemmy.tespia.org 30 points 2 months ago

delusion was added in C++24 and we are stuck in C++03 😭

[-] siha@feddit.uk 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

#define GIRLFRIEND = NULL

[-] TechLich@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

error: expected primary-expression before '=' token
1 | #define GIRLFRIEND = NULL
  |                    ^

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