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[-] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 38 points 4 months ago

MatLab user

I like how it doesn't say "coder" because everyone knows MatLab isn't a real programming language

[-] mcv@lemmy.zip 21 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

It's realer than vibe coding.

[-] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Tru dat

[-] 87Six@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 months ago

A unicorn written in thunkable is realer than vibe coding

[-] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 months ago

Then what's Java?

[-] goatinspace@feddit.org 12 points 4 months ago

Shadow that is cast by the sins of men

[-] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 2 points 4 months ago

LMAOOOO

[-] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Coffee? Idk I'm not a coder, I just know MatLab lol

[-] luciferofastora@feddit.org 3 points 4 months ago

A language for describing frameworks.

Allegedly, some people use it for implementations too, but I don't know if it's really suited for that.

[-] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 months ago

A hive of villiany and boilerplate

[-] lmagitem@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 months ago

Exorcist

[-] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Gnu octave on the other hand...

[-] apftwb@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Arrays start at 1!

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