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submitted 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) by Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[-] tetris11@feddit.uk 56 points 4 weeks ago

*puts on ski mask*
ALRIGHT EVERYBODY HIT THE FLOOR THIS IS A ROBBERY

[-] Klear@quokk.au 32 points 4 weeks ago

ANY OF YOU FUCKING PRICKS MOVE I'M GONNA EXECUTE EVERY LAST FUCKING ONE OF YOU!

[-] IronBird@lemmy.world 17 points 4 weeks ago

milkshakes are like 10$'s now

[-] fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip 9 points 4 weeks ago

i met a dog last week that showed me how to die

[-] tetris11@feddit.uk 10 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

*comes back to woman with the French crown jewels, a milkshake, and a suspiciously living dog*

[-] nylo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 weeks ago

*pumpiserlou starts playing*

[-] Hupf@feddit.org 3 points 4 weeks ago

I’m in a transitional period so I don’t wanna kill you, I wanna help you.

this post was submitted on 23 Nov 2025

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