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Read it in a southern accent, it'll make sense
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Southern? This reads like someone who doesn't know English was forced to write this.
Southern would be more like:
Nah. This a native speaker for sure. Just one who's also barely literate.
You can tell it's not southern because they say soft drinks instead of coke.
"Dew ta nawt havin' wader we can't sail ya coke"
Depends where in the south. Eastern North Carolina would commonly say soft drinks. And confusing sale and sell is common as in spoken dialect it is a homophone. But not sail.
But anyway, this says soda drinks. Not sure who would call it that.
Y'all acting like the South can afford to print shit.