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[-] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 55 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I’ve witnessed it do Bash) echo "Done" then claim a task was done without actually doing anything beforehand.

[-] rozodru@pie.andmc.ca 18 points 3 days ago

meh better than when it adds a #TODO and then claims whatever you told it to do is done.

[-] ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 3 days ago

I like when it insists I'm using escape characters in my text when I absolutely am not and I have to convince a machine I didn't type a certain string of characters because on its end those are absolutely the characters it recieved.

The other day I argued with a bot for 10 minutes that I used a right caret and not the html escape sequence that results in a right caret. Then I realized I was arguing with a bot, went outside for a bit, and finished my project without the slot machine.

[-] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 1 points 3 days ago

Ironic because it constantly screws up escaping on macOS. I have a feeling when it says Bash it’s actually using zsh (default on modern macOS) and it doesn’t even realize it.

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