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Too much Bloat (piefed.cdn.blahaj.zone)

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[-] somegeek@programming.dev 31 points 2 months ago

I load the file into the memory and alter the memory bits manually.

[-] JohnAnthony@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 2 months ago

With a magnetic needle and a steady hand ?

[-] Chais@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago

Can't do that with SSDs.

[-] Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org 2 points 2 months ago

No, for an SSD, you have to remove it from power and either apply load to specific capacitors, or use concentrated bursts of radiation.

[-] somegeek@programming.dev 3 points 2 months ago

...anything is possible

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